Olympus Has Fallen:

What if Glen Beck had written "Die Hard?"

By E.B. Lutz

 

A Good Day to Die Hard:

Yippie-kai-yawn.

By E.B. Lutz

 

Pain & Gain:

Only one explosion?  You feelin’ okay Mike?

By E.B. Lutz

 

Spring Breakers:

Like a wet T-shirt contest...using kerosene.

By E.B. Lutz

 

Star Trek: Into Darkness

Falls a little shy of warp 9.

By E.B. Lutz

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